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Don't start me off on this one. Oh, you
have....I'll finish it off for you then.
Look, in the middle-ages, people like you (right-handed,dextrous) used to burn people
like me because we were 'sinister' - that's a Latin word. Look in any thesaurus
or dictionary for the words 'left-handed' or 'left handed' and you'll think that
anybody who writes with the 'wrong' hand is, basically, evil.
Here's a proper description, from
http://www.bartleby.com/ :
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SYLLABICATION: |
left-hand·ed |
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ADJECTIVE: |
1a. Using the left hand
more skillfully or easily than the right. b. Sports
Swinging from left to right: a left-handed batter; a left-handed
golfer. 2a. Done with the left hand. b. Intended
for wear on or use by the left hand: left-handed scissors.
3. Awkward; maladroit. 4. Of doubtful sincerity; dubious:
left-handed flattery; a left-handed compliment. 5. Of,
relating to, or born of a morganatic marriage. 6a. Turning or
spiraling from right to left; counterclockwise. b. Rotating
counterclockwise; levorotatory. |
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ADVERB: |
1. With the left hand.
2. Sports From the left to the right: swings
left-handed |
But here's a little precis, that shows you
what right-handed people think of lefties, from the very excellent
encarta.msn.com
For much of human history, and all around the world,
left-handers often have been left out in the cold. And it's not just because
they're stuck using right-handed scissors and desks at school. Many people have
actually believed that lefties were
sinister. (That's right:
evil.) The very word, sinister, comes from the Latin word for left, which was
considered to be--at best--unlucky.
For example, the left side of the Buddhist yin and yang symbol, yin, represents
darkness, while the right represents light and life.
The left side gets distinctly bad treatment in the Bible, where, in one famous
passage, sheep are at the right hand of Jesus and goats are on the left. While
the sheep go to heaven, the goats are destined for eternal barbecue. (If you
want to remember this image forever, listen to the Cake song "Sheep
Go to Heaven." It might never leave your head;
it's that catchy.)
The Maoris of New Zealand thought that if you had a tremor while you were
sleeping, a ghost had seized your spirit. The Maoris did their best to find out
which side of the body had been jiggled. If it was the right, good luck was
coming. But a tremor on the left meant bad luck, and possibly death.
For a proper, well-researched and erudite
explanation of left-handedness, look at
Lorin's left handed site ,
or, if you want to FEEL what it's like to be
left-handed, have a look at
http://www.winternet.com/~joelr/leftles.html . Or, stick 'left-handed' into
Google, and see everything from the
wise to the absolutely tonto....
By the way, here's 98 famous sinistrals, as recognised by
The Guarniad:
Artists
Leonardo Da Vinci
Paul Klee
Michelangelo Buonaroti
Henri de Toulouse Lautrec
Peter Paul Rubens
Actors
Amitabh & Abhishek Bachchan
Drew Barrymore
Kim Basinger
Kenneth Branagh
Pierce Brosnan
Jim Carrey
Charlie Chaplin
Tom Cruise
Robert De Niro
Matt Dillon
Morgan Freeman
Judy Garland
Whoopi Goldberg
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman
Val Kilmer
Lisa Kudrow
Marilyn Monroe
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen
Sarah Jessica Parker
Brad Pitt
Keanu Reeves
Julia Roberts
Jennifer Saunders
Sylvester Stallone
Chewbacca the Wookie
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Writers
Lewis Carroll
Bill Bryson
Germaine Greer
Berthold Schwartz
Janet Street Porter
Uhland Ludwig
Animation
Matt Groening
Bart Simpson
Comedy
Harpo Marx
Fashion
Jean-Paul Gaultier
Directors
James Cameron
Spike Lee
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Music
Benjamin Britten
David Bowie
Celine Dion
Eminem
Kurt Cobain
Noel Gallagher
Bob Geldof
Jimi Hendrix
Annie Lennox
Sir Paul McCartney
Ricky Martin
Sting
Television/entertainment
Melinda Messenger
Magnus Magnusson
Ted Koppel
Paul Daniels
Tim Allen
Jeremy Beadle
Julian Clary
Charlie Dimmock
Loyd Grossman
Ross Kemp
Rik Mayal
Juliet Morris
Nicholas Parsons
Jonathan Ross
Shane Ritchie
Uri Geller
Shawn Michaels
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History
Albert Einstein
Jack The Ripper
Napoleon Bonaparte
Julius Caesar
Aristotle
Neil Armstrong
Henry Ford
Marie Curie
Joan of Arc
Helen Keller
Politics
Winston Churchill
President George Bush
Sport
Wasim Akram
Sir Bobby Charlton
Diego Armando Maradona
Pele
Paula Radcliffe
Jimmy White
Mark Williams
John McEnroe
Martina Navratilova
Greg Rusedski
Babe Ruth
David Gower |
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